today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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Her hair!!
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summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
It seems we have a new theme song here on tumblr.
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Oh my god.I thought it was tegan omg
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Well…
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.